Things Hayden Said Today

This morning in the bath;

"Why does water splash? Air doesn't splash."

Tonight, our rendition of "Old MacDonald" - following the first round with a cow, and the second with horse.

Me: "And on his farm he had a............"
Hayden: "rhino"
Me: "I don't know what noise a rhino makes. Try another animal. A farm animal."
Hayden: "Okay"
Me: "And on his farm he had a ...................."
Hayden: "hyena"